More From Alder's Ledge

November 13, 2009

Government Should Fear You...

... You should not fear Government.


Speaking to many different people from several different walks of life these last few weeks I have noticed a recurring theme... fear. That is when I start to wonder what ever happened to that "hope" that Os... Obama had promised us. That is when I start to wonder why people are so paralyzed with fear when it comes to their government. Why have "We the People" become the peasants to the elite few atop capitol hill?
While on vacation, yes... I the Grand Fubba (PH-OO-BA) took a nice long vacation, I had the pleasure of experiencing on cable. An entire station programed to the sublime emotion of fear. Proof that people like to feel like they are in some way helpless. At least when it comes to the things we can't control... this is usually limited to the fantasy things like zombies and monsters. Yet thusly this got me wondering why "We the People" seem to enjoy this wretched emotion?
Thusly I propose that we do the unthinkable... stop fearing our government and start demanding that it fear us.
No longer should we blindly accept that the government is an authority that we as citizens can not challenge. We should never believe that the checks and balances in the system are enough to keep our rights and way of life safe. Instead we should demand that those who volunteered for "civil service" actually serve the citizens of this nation.
We are not China. We are not Russia. We are not European. Nor are we a nation in which socialism is acceptable. Therefore it is unacceptable that the government demand us to buy into a "public option" style health system. Therefore it is unacceptable for our government to dictate what we do and how we do it for any reason (especially the global warming hoax).
Pushed too far and for far too long, this society in which we live is bound to break. Decent law abiding citizens can only stomach so much for so long before they too join the ranks of the Democrat jackboots or fall under the shade of the Alder. But any way you look at this, we are rapidly headed for a country more deeply divided than it was at the time of the first Civil War. And the fight of words will have to end at some point.
Some historians say that world war two was not just one massive war but a collection of small individual wars. It is true that the fighting didn't just break out with one massive surge by the Nazis or the Japanese Empire. No, the second world war was begun with small fierce battles. And so has this new war between fascism and freedom.
All I, the Grand Fubba, am asking is that "We the People" start speaking out before this divide between us reaches the point that it is suddenly unreconcilable. We need to begin demanding from our government what it has always been constitutionally obligated to do all along... serve us, protect us, and get out of our way.

August 21, 2009

Man Eating Plant Discovered

(owner of image may or may not approve of its use in this article or on this site)

Ok, Ok... so the plant recently discovered on Palawan Island, the Philippines, cannot really devour a human-being. But it can eat small rodents such as rats if they were to fall into its mouth and be slowly digested by the flesh eating enzymes within.

Ok, Ok... so the plant doesn't really have a mouth per say. But it does have the same distinct opening that other pitcher plants have. So it is most likely that Nepenthes Attenboroughii, or "Sir David", could actually devour a full size rat.

And if this surprises you then you might also be happy to learn that Nepenthes Rajah, another large pitcher plant, has been known to eat rats. In 1862 Spencer St John, a Brit, found a drowned rat in the bottom of the rajah pitcher plant on Borneo... one of the deadliest places on Earth (especially if you are a rat apparently).

Just something to think about when you see those little venus fly traps in the floral department.

(credit for story goes to UK Times Online)

June 24, 2009

Iran... and the world watches

Forget Politics For A Moment…

No matter who is or isn’t president, humanity has one and only one obligation to those who have and are dieing in Iran today… we owe them our respect and recognition. Here we have a nation breaking at the seams as its youth fight for a freedom that our country has promised to help secure. Here we have a people finally broken by the ever-growing weight of their dictator’s regime. Here we have a true fright for independence in this new millennium.

Police and mullah militias beat and slaughter men, women, and children as if it is their religion. The butchers of the mosque now take to the street with their nose to the pavement so as to hunt down fresh meat. Not even cameras and witnesses stop these starving dogs as they thrust their will upon their victims. Blood and entrails litter Tehran as the hounds of Hell come unleashed.Yet a world that has promised so little for such a great sacrifice as this stands by and does nothing. The news media hides its eyes and denounces the witnesses at every opportunity. Muhammad Barrack Hussein Obama himself stands by and “respects the Islamic Republic” as his buddy’s boys do his deeds. Where is the support the west vowed for their little brother of Persia? Where have all the real men gone when the heat of battle ignited beneath their feet?

The politicians in Congress should be ashamed of themselves. They promised an unwavering support for “change” in Iran for how long now? They offered “hope” to the oppressed in this dictator’s grasp for how long now? And now that women lay beaten and bloodied in the capital of Iran Congress turn’s its eyes to the west? For what? To see if their beloved Korea is still there?

“Paint the White House black” Barrack (in reference to the pre-election rap song by his buddy) for that is the color real men flew when they took no prisoner. “We will give them the black flag” was the last line of privateers when they attacked their targets. And that is exactly what you have done madam president… pirated the “hope” of an entire nation from half way around the world.

Thugs light trees on fire so as to smoke their prey from the rooftops in Tehran. They crowd the lobbies of hospitals, the places their wounded prey have crawled into, and open fire as they laugh uncontrollably. Their eyes glitter with passion as they club the brains out of women’s skulls while their children stare on in terror.

Sorry madam president, the fourth of July just won’t be the same without the Iranians coming over for hotdogs.

Forget politics for a moment…

Where is the outrage in the media? Where have all the bleeding hearted liberals gone now that a true tragedy has befallen them? Where are the mothers sobbing as if those protestors were their own sons and daughters? Nowhere… not even rightwing conspiracy FOX is covering this actual news story. Why?

Just a rambling from the Grand Fubba’s soapbox. My heart goes out to those who spend tonight in Iran. May God have mercy on you and bring solace to a place now even more so resembling Hell. And may His damnation befall those who cry out the name of Allah as they butcher innocence so the will of one deranged bastard can live on.

First Song That Came to Mind when watching the videos coming out of Iran...

April 29, 2009

Better off without You

Better off without You

Unlike the wonderfully super intelligent academics on the left… I the Grand Fubba will not lie to you. The world may or may not be a better place if you start holding your breath right now. Go ahead… we are all waiting. After all, that carbon dioxide you are exhaling is killing the environment. And don’t you dare think about letting it slip out the other end… all that methane.

After reading an article on I have found that this is exactly what the journalist over there really thinks. Sure Andrea Thompson tried really hard to push the points of global warming in a manner that her liberal comrades would appreciate. Sure she tried really hard to stick to the basics… with all her side’s unproven theories and obscure “facts”. But it still comes down to this one point… we would all be better off without you (or just a lot less of your type).

Lets face it… humans like to pollute these days. We have just grown accustomed to buying a plastic bottle of pop and tossing it out about five minutes later (some of us might feel guilty and “recycle”). Society as a whole has shaped us and molded us to be consumers… sorta the way this economy works. So why would the left be so upset with our “natural” inclinations toward consumerism?

Well besides the left’s love for communism and Obamanism, they really just need control over our everyday lives. It Obama could set there right behind you while you read this… sorry bad example, he would just shut your computer off. But anyhow… if Clinton… sorry, still stuck on the black president bit. Anyway… if a liberal could dictate your every move from the moment you wake up to the moment you went to sleep they would, and they would love it.

But that is all hoopla for the real reason why liberals love global warming. See, all sorts of people love to feel good about themselves. When we lay our heads down at night we like to feel like we are important in some way. So thusly liberals need things like global warming and gay marriage to secure their warm fuzzy feelings… they can’t help it they are hollow inside. Thusly they adopt ideas like this one without any idea what it really entails (ironically these are the same people who hate religion).

What does global warming entail? Glad you asked, I the Grand Fubba just happen to know.

Global warming is many things to many people. For the liberal it is a way to expand government in the face of a “doomsday” scenario (once again ironic… didn’t they complain about President George W. Bush doing this?). Yet for the politician this means fattening their paychecks while we struggle against this monumental task. And for the hippie, this is a wet dream they have been having for nearly 50 years.

However, for each of the three classes it still comes back to control. Global warming is meant to strip us of our freedoms the Constitution has laid out for us. With less and less of our God given rights we are to be more subordinate to people like Obama. When they say jump we are to ask how high. And sadly that last sentence is hardly an exaggeration.

Every policy this new (hundred year old… sorry hundred day old) administration has laid out has been leading up to Obama’s “climate change” initiatives. In the coming days we will see our freedoms be crossed out one by one as Obama finds new ways to violate the Constitution (which he could never uphold in the first place). But like Limbaugh says… elections have consequences. Only unlike during Clinton’s misuse of the oval office, this time we more to loose.

We need to protest his every action louder than the liberals did over the last eight years. We need to annoy them every waking moment for the rest of Obama’s so called presidency. We need to spread discontent all across this nation as this man continues to rule like a dictator. If it was good enough for the liberals… well its really not my idea of politics… its good enough for me.

So the next time you see your favorite liberal, remind him or her that “we would all be better off without you” (and if you happen to be talking about global warming it really seems to grind their gears).

March 14, 2009

"First they came..."

This is a poem about the dangers of political apathy, you may have heard it before. But at any rate... it supports the voice of Alders Ledge.

When the Nazis came for the communists,I remained silent;I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,I remained silent;I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,I did not speak out;I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,I remained silent;I was not a Jew.

When they came for me,there was no one left to speak out.

-Pastor Martin Niemöller-

In its original German form...

Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten,habe ich geschwiegen;ich war ja kein Kommunist.

Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten,habe ich geschwiegen;ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat.

Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten,habe ich nicht protestiert;ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter.

Als sie die Juden holten,habe ich geschwiegen;ich war ja kein Jude.

Als sie mich holten,gab es keinen mehr, der protestieren konnte.

March 13, 2009

How Attached to Your Balls are You?

How attached to your balls are you?

Ever thought that people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed? Ever see a horrible parent in the supermarket or on one of those TV shows and just wish they would have been sterilized? Well here is your chance to kill two birds with one stone… just not the man’s stones.

We can beat global warming and keep annoying, inferior, peoples from breeding. (For those back in Indiana, this is a line straight from the National Socialist Workers’ Party… not the Democrats… yet.) See, the plan is this… we just simply implement the Chinese method of birth control… or Indian (once again for the Hoosiers, dot not feather) method of sterilization. Yep, here in America we just simply tell people whether they can mate or not. And if they do before we cut their manhood off… well we just go along with Obama’s third term abortion technique… or like some Leftist believe… we could implement fourth term abortions.

Seem too far-fetched for Americans? What about “educated” Americans? Just ask Paul Murtaugh and Michael Schlax of Oregon State University. They would tell you the following… "Any country having net reproductive rate exceeding one daughter per woman … will have lineages with exponentially increasing person years, unless fertility decreases in the future."

Or you could listen to Ernst Lehmann, Nazi biologist "Separating humanity from nature, from the whole of life, leads to humankind's own destruction. … Humankind alone is no longer the focus of thought, but rather life as a whole. … This striving toward connectedness with the totality of life, with nature itself … is the deepest meaning of National Socialist thought."

Note that if you take out the fancy way of talking each “educated” individual uses… they are basically trying to appeal to your Malthusian way of thinking. Each is just fancifully stating that we need less of you (given that I cut most of what Ernst had to say up… nobody really cares what a Nazi has to say right? You can look it up in Mien Kompf).

Either way you look at this you must ask yourself the following questions… Why do these “educated” Liberals need to control the most personal aspects of your life? Why do these “educated” Liberals need to delve so deep into your private matters as to deny you your God given, and inalienable, right to procreation (falling under “pursuit of happiness” I would believe)? Why do the Liberals want to drag our children into this issue of global warming? Why do the Liberals need to indoctrinate our children with this theory? And hasn’t this kind of indoctrination been done before? Didn’t we fight this sorta fascism before? But most importantly… where does all this lead? Where does this sorta thinking end?

Has your child been forced by his school to watch a film based off the ponderings of Al Gore? Or did their school force them to watch some other Hollywood hippies film? Better yet… did your child’s school force you to watch any one of these pro-global warming films? And if you didn’t did they deduct points from your child’s grade?

Why are the Liberals so intent on forcing this particular theory upon an entire generation?

In Nazi Germany it was illegal for all “German” children to avoid conscription into the Hitler Youth program. Any child that was not indoctrinated by this cult was either sent off to labor camps or tormented daily by their “friends”. Yes, good little boys and girls saluted their leader. Good little boys and girls fought the enemy at the gates.

In January we watched as schools forced their students to listen too or even watch video of Obama’s swearing in. Not doing so would mean that your child, or any child that avoided doing so, was a “right wing nut job”… or worse yet… a racist.

So why are the Liberals so dogged about getting after our children?

If you control the media you control the masses. But if you can control the youth, you control all hope for the future. Hitler knew this and he exploited it to no end. That is why Hitler Youth fought in the streets of Berlin as the city fell to the Red Army. That is why these young children stood shoulder to shoulder with the SS and Death Cap soldiers as the city crumbled.

Here at Alders Ledge we encourage free thought and the preservation of our youth’s innocence. We here at Alders Ledge resist the notion that we must exert our way thinking and our core principles upon the children of America. We here at Alder’s Ledge do not and will never condone the failed philosophy of a tyrant and butcher.

Obama willing, Alders Ledge will continue to silently observe this downward spiral of the Left into radical fascism. After all, they have already admitted to being socialist. And they already support the “worker”. Now they just need a party…